There is ALWAYS something to laugh at no matter how bad things get.
Tomatoes were made to eat with mayo.
If you are bored I can find something for you to do.
Don't bother your mother, you can get a drink from the hose.
It's not the teacher's fault, you must not be working hard enough.
Be glad you have a job if you have one.
America is the greatest country that has ever existed and a lot of men paid dearly
for the freedoms you enjoy, don't ever forget it.
If you can hear the National Anthem and not get choked up there is something wrong with you.
Respect the flag.
Vote and pay attention to the news because those politicians are screwing us.
Always be willing to laugh at yourself...people will love you for it.
Dry roasted peanuts are a necessity for watching sports on television.
I can pull this car over and take off my belt.
Men only want want thing. Wait for the ring.
God loves you.
You should be in church.
Come home when the street lights come on.
This is America; all you need is one good idea and hard work.
You're the most beautiful girl in the world and you can do anything.