Thursday, December 20, 2012
The End Is Near
I'll admit this year I was kind of hoping those Mayans were correct and not just that they got bored working on their calendar decided it would be more fun to play a joke on us. A joke with a punch line that comes centuries later. Sure, Mayans, laugh it up.
Of course I'm not really counting on the whole thing falling apart tomorrow, or I wouldn't have rushed around yesterday finishing my Christmas shopping. Dang, it's just Y2K all over again. These end of the world prophets just keep disappointing me. I actually am going to have to clean out those closets and find storage for all this Christmas crap one more year, I just know it.
I'm going to have to see more commercials for Here Comes Honey Boo Boo (clearly civilization has already ended and none of us are very bright). I'm going to have to worry that we're going over the fiscal cliff. I'm going to have to get new tires. I'm going to have to call my mother.
Way to go Mayans. Way to go.