For that matter how did WE do it? I actually made Christmas when my kids were little and now have no idea how in the world I had the energy for that.
Y'all. There was actually GOING TO A STORE.
Do you hear me? As in getting out of the car and everything. It was during the dark ages when the only food you could get delivered outside New York City was pizza.
It was barbaric.
We used to have to go to a store. And then another one and then another one, until you found the thing your kid wanted. I remember standing in line at Macy's one year with a raging fever because there was one more thing I wanted to get for my son.
A FEVER, Y'all. I was clammy and sweaty and just kept telling myself I could do it like it was the last mile of a marathon. I mean I guess. I'll never know what that is like but being a mom and pulling Christmas together when you are sick has to be close.
We were living like animals.
You know who made Christmas this year? Amazon Prime and Kroger Clicklist. I think I went into a Target once because I was in withdrawal. I'd also like to give an honorable mention to The US Postal Service and UPS.
As a kid growing up in the 60s and 70s we were promised flying cars telephones where we could see the person on the other end of the line, and magic food that appeared from a magical place.
Two outta three ain't bad.
If you watch the news and feel depressed remember, you can create the magical holiday of your family's dreams without putting on pants.
God bless us, every one.